'The best kind of unexpected visitor': 30 memes and posts that are just visiting

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    Very Alluring

    I think it is brave and also very of me to continue living
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    Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy The best part of being an adult is having your own ice cream you can eat straight out of the container and not have to dirty a bowl, and the worst part is everything else 12:30 PM Jun 20, 2021 Twitter for Android
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    Long Shift

    When you're having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking tomorrow
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    OPINION Is the Cure to Male Loneliness Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women? July 19, 2023 @medievalistmat
  • 05

    Cute Names

    Douggpound @douggpound New options to shorten names: Jennifer: Niffer Elizabeth: Zabe Jonathan: Onath Christopher: Stop Hannah: Nah Brooklyn: Ookly Leonardo: Nard Brandon: Rando Theodore: Odor
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    Take that, criminals No crime 8am - 6pm 5
  • 07

    Perfect, No Notes

    bewg @bewgtweets "We have an idea for a video game. Picture a big gorilla on top of some metal framing hurling barrels at a plumber." That could not make any less sense. What's the gorillas first name "Donkey"
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    Life hack Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not. hollowedskin Thats a good advice
  • 09

    Put Them To Work

    Victoria @Toriathenurse Two income household is literally the best so whatever you do in this life, make sure your partner has two jobs • 2:37 PM 5/19/25 1M Views • 230 16.8K 55K ☐ 1.7K
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    Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights then you can use a mop.
  • 11

    Exile Yourself

    blue ✔ @bluewmist to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years. 11:53 PM 5/26/25 2.7M Views 194 15K 120K ☐ 4K
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    Stop, Drop and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid... I really thought I'd be on fire more than this as an adult.
  • 13

    A Lot

    Joc Corleone Oct 3, 2019 at 2:10 PM ⚫ > How many communions do you have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus? Do
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    grovy @grovymango im not former gifted student. i am still gifted. put me in a fourth grade class i'll annihilate them all like i did the first time
  • 15

    That Idiot

    Mike Primavera @primawesome Self-discipline is tough because I'm the boss of me and that guy runs a real loose ship.
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    WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN TO PLAY THE BANJO? 000 NO THANKS NO THANKS NO THANKS NO THANKS NO THANKS
  • 17

    Guest List

    buh @brandonmvick if i was the weatherman i would leak the weather early to pretty women
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    Mir @mirtomtom People who like country: "I get it people don't like country you can put whatever you want on" People who don't like country: "I swear if you put country on I will jump out of this moving vehicle run to the closest body of water and drown myself" L
  • 19

    Wined And Dined

    Jesse Case @jessecase I've been feeding a stray cat on my deck but now a raccoon moved in too and pretends he's at the movies? 7:24 PM 8/30/25 1.6M Views • 203 [ 4.4K 84K ☐ 3.4K 企
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    Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur 2/5 Follow "Oh. Wow. Oh. Jeez. We didn't think everyone was gonna bring a bag!" -airlines
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    Peak Decor

    Chappell Ellison @ChappellTracker When people say "you only live once" I'm pretty sure they mean I should buy this cat end table ублер ALL ABOUT
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    * @reeceollld Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone "he'll yeah" 1:18 PM 9/1/25.5.5M Views . 784 t 21K 318K ☐ 2.8K
  • 23

    Like Magic

    Vivian @suchnerve single introverts be like "if it's meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room" 8:37 AM - 26 Dec 19 Tweetbot for iOS
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    Sarah Osment @sm_osment my employer emailed me to congratulate me on my 4-year anniversary with a link to a button that said "view recognition" which takes you to a page that says "you are recognized" 10:10 AM 9/1/25 1.2M Views 290 171.6K 51K ☐ 1.2K ↑
  • 25

    Foolproof

    I get my news from the only reliable source-cryptic symbolism in my dreams.
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    Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said "Sure, they're great". • 2:11 PM 8/30/25 1.1M Views 69 17 2.5K 71K ☐ 1.5K
  • 27

    He's Calling

    Rob N Roll @thegallowboob the best kind of unexpected visitor ring RING A Someone is at your Front Door • 12:29 PM 11/29/20 Twitter for iPhone now
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    keta @keta_mean_ ah yes, the real five love languages: - touch starved -my parents never said they were proud of me - i love Things - i'm so exhausted by life pls let me rest for 5 mins - hey pay attention to me 12:59 PM 12/21/22 76.1K Likes 13.4K Retweets 1,356 Quote Tweets
  • 29

    Living In The Future

    drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social say what you will about the 1990s being better, but you couldn't have someone deliver your family three cold hamburgers for only $68.90 back then
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    absolute freak for the creek

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